F-Troop Est. 1968

From the Denmama:

April 30. You all got his email…..Toucher was informed via text.

So far:

Her
Me
Digger
Chip the soon to be Truck Driver – ten-fur!

 

We are good to go for Work Week End 2016.  We were in New Hampshire this past Monday and got the booze.

As was stated in my e-mail to you Dildos, I bought 5 jugs of Bombay Original.  One each for Lead Dog, Robba, Steve, Trail Hugger and Probie.  So dont buy any.  I got the BomBay for $28.99 each, the Jack for $35.99 and the SoCo for $21.99 each.

Your Den Ma Ma

Polecat

PS This coming week end of April 2 is out for the hike.  Rain predicted for Friday, Saturday and Sunday.  April 30 is looking better as we have 3 Dildos that can go on this date.  Rain or Shine

 

Flash:

From the shores of the Mohawk River –

After leaving a most wonderful visit with Diggity and Ms. Diggity (no ring yet) yesterday, there was a sighting of the FTrooper once known as “Probie” in the Rexford bridge area. He must have been on his way home from work to pick up and transport “gimmiwants” to yet another event….

It must be mentioned that the sighting was in fact authenticated, as he was driving a minivan, with several school sports team stickers; which displayed a vanity license plate “YES DEAR”…..

Were waiting for the photo to be uploaded!

*****Photo and descripton provided by Probie*****

It wasn’t me that you saw but I did see him.  Handsome guy.  Drivin [sic] some stylin [sic] wheels.  I took a picture and attached it.  He had his Mojo goin [sic] on.

 

Over-

 

Dildo’s

With the way this winter is going and lack of the white shit, we may get an early hike. I will post the dates when I see how much snow we have in April or early May.

I cant go March 27 (Easter), April 16 (snowmobile club function) May 8 (Mothers Day), May 14 (snowmobile club function) or June 4 (snowmobile club function)

You Den Ma Ma

Polecat

PS I bought a digital metal detector with so many screens and buttons it scared me.  It can find gold. So I hope we can find a grave near the well and a scull with gold teeth.  So now you know where your going.  Bring shovels and pick axes.

Our faithful Den MAMA has created yet another “award” to be handed out in future seasons. In addition to the original and much coveted “A$$Hole of the Year Award” and the newly created and much loved “F-Troop Ken Doll Award”, we now have the “Yes, Dear! Award”! All one needs to do to be in consideration for this award is to miss but only one minute of any given season due to direct orders from ones better half. If and when you are bestowed with this great honor your mug will be placed in an empty freezer, photographically documented, labeled appropriately and posted online for all to enjoy.

On behalf of our Den MAMA, I would like to present the inaugural “Yes, Dear Award” to Probie for his exceptional ability to, despite earning the required CHU’s to maintain FAMHC status, disappear completely halfway through the season as per directions from the boss! Congratulations Probie! Much deserved!