F-Troop Est. 1968

To all dildo’s

This year’s work week end will be 24 & 25 Sept.  Reminder–If you dont show for at least one day you pay pay camp dues at $5,00 per day instead of $2.50.

The camp fund has the booze (2 Gin, 2 So Co, 1 Jack) I bought a jug of gin for these dildos so you each owe me $28.99. (Robba, Steve, Probie, Trail hugger and Lead Dog)

The usual menu.  BEER, Ribs, Chicken, Baked spud, Salad, and more BEER.  I will buy Tube Steaks for anybody that wants lunch at camp and for Sunday afternoon.  You will enjoy the Tube Steak roast at the Hilton on Saturday. Thats an order.

I dont know about Friday nite.  Just for your info.  The new owner of the Oxbow has hinted that we will spend some money in his place on Friday nites.  So for you cheap dildos ask your wives for extra cash and permission to eat out a couple of times this year..

For the sick, lame and lazy.  You can clean out Billy’s watch trail, Bernie’s mystery trail and the one along the beaver flow to the painted marker trail. ( new blow downs)

The Hilton needs to be finished.

Chain saws, work gloves, boots and rain gear if it rains

You loving Den Ma Ma

Polecat

Only 81 days left till the opener!

We found the bottom of an old boot!

Here’s the link to pics on Flickr  Spring Hike 2016

Ok, I was waiting for Nick to send me more photos before I posted, but anyway…..

12 FToopers gather for the annual spring hike, with the intent to find some poor loggers grave and rob him of his gold tooth. That being said, and the fact that any logger with a gold tooth may have lost it in a poker game, the outlook looked grim to bolster the camp fund with precious metals. The crew hikes up the mountain and down the other side to the playground and area of interest. At the 4 mile mark, the crew splits – sending the Denmama and associated miners in one direction to find treasures of yesteryear. The other crew heads to the shores of a lovely lake to finally launch the “SS Willitfloat”, which in fact did! Not wanting to endanger the main leading elder hunting crew, it decided by counsel to possibly forfeit the youngsters and send them out to test the vessel and be the first to float the waters of interest. Why place those with institutional knowledge of the lands in danger, we can always make more youngster if needed! A recon of the lake was made, with the gang getting their “I found yet another old hunting camp” badge.

All went well with the maritime crew, but what about the “miners at the well” crew? After a march to the well, the prospectors were found as where they should have been, with a fire ready for another wonderful tube steak lunch, which were incidentally this years vintage! Consuming the tube steaks, so we don’t have to eat them in 6 months after yet another refreeze, the results of the mining operation was revealed. It appears that no skulls with gold teeth were found, but a sole from a shoe was unearthed – and thank God no foot bones were in it! Other useless artifacts of yesteryear were found, and left as they were.

A march out to waiting beer and beastloaf resulted in a rebuild of the Hilton V6.0. Follow up construction is required, and a spot to get out of the rain/snow/snrain is almost complete.

A good time was had by all – Yes Dear; by all!

-Digger

From the Denmama:

April 30. You all got his email…..Toucher was informed via text.

So far:

Her
Me
Digger
Chip the soon to be Truck Driver – ten-fur!

 

We are good to go for Work Week End 2016.  We were in New Hampshire this past Monday and got the booze.

As was stated in my e-mail to you Dildos, I bought 5 jugs of Bombay Original.  One each for Lead Dog, Robba, Steve, Trail Hugger and Probie.  So dont buy any.  I got the BomBay for $28.99 each, the Jack for $35.99 and the SoCo for $21.99 each.

Your Den Ma Ma

Polecat

PS This coming week end of April 2 is out for the hike.  Rain predicted for Friday, Saturday and Sunday.  April 30 is looking better as we have 3 Dildos that can go on this date.  Rain or Shine