WEEK FIVE!

Friday: Not to let a continued sore paw hinder a day in the woods, Leaddog once again hobbles to a watch all the way to the third cable, on I-ron-der-twat, where there found was a fresh scrape, with mule tracks going up the hill. Four hours of quiet contemplation led to a beautiful sunset and subsequent hobble back to camp. Denmama and the Hobbit goes out to “dinner” and rescues another barrel of beer. Polecat’s membership in good standing in the FAMHC is now in question, badges now safely sequestered in the shitter.

Saturday: The crew hunts from Billy’s watch to the Knolls, where one watcher is stationed just prior. Excitement ensues as Digger kicks mules in the ass and they fly off of Camp Knob. Scrapes and rubs abound, but the creator of such still is in stealth mode. Robba earns his 26.2 mileage sticker as he flies by the crew on the way to Marsh for part two of the hunt, last heard was him yelling “I’m a framer!” as the path of fire finally burnt out from his hasty traverse. Part two of the hunt resulted in a long painful downhill stumble to camp by Leaddog, who has experienced new thresholds in pain management.

Sunday: Now without the seemingly Olympic level hunter Robba present, the remaining crew hunts the bunny hills as usual. Leaddog goes on watch to the spot where he was on Friday, and to his dismay the fresh scrape apparently was visited again sometime on Saturday, with large prints and dirt in the tracks from Leaddogs Friday watch. The tracks now were going downhill, away form the crew. Digger and Polecat tries to duplicate the Toucher’s route, who just so happened NOT to come to camp AGAIN. No contact was made, but Steven and his charge (Jake) has a doe present herself to them. At least the kid got to finally see a mule!

WEEK FOUR!

Friday: Leaddog’s pursuit is hampered by a new issue: GOUT! Although in great pain, and too much to detail here, Leaddog still shows up to maintain his leading membership in the FAMHC. Polecat and Hobbit were at camp, investigating the possibility of a frozen water line. All was declared to be in working order. Probie arrives and earns his second FAMHC recertification checkmark. No hunting commenced due to “electrical” problems with equipment, which was soon fixed. The crew will be happy with the results of said fix.

Saturday:With a full complement of Rangers, it was decided to hunt the Beast O’ Mighty. Leaddog’s paw, now in worse condition than on arrival keeps him from joining in the escapades of the days hunt, HOWEVER, being a true trooper, instead of going home he sets up watch in the bed of his truck, under cover of a warm sleeping bag on private Ftroop lands and awaits the appearance of the tame six pointer. It was pure hell, while the gang was over the hill. Anxious moments ensued when the Hobbit pushes a big doe towards the awaiting watchers, which as usual disappeared.
Meanwhile over the hill: Digger?

Sunday:Leaddog’s paw prevents even a local hunt, and no watch was endured which resulted in an early departure. A wet trail of tears was seen on the pavement heading towards the flatland.
Meanwhile on the hill: Digger?

WEEK THREE!

Friday:Probie, a member of the FAMHC meets Leaddog to put on a hunt, and to keep his “membership in good standing” active. Both decide to hunt Beaver Valley to recon the lands for mules. Three inches of partly cloudy ensues, with Probies navigation unit being on the fritz. Old school techniques were deployed (map and compass) which led to the eventual meeting with Leaddog at a defined place. Probie earns his advanced navigation badge, which Chip will never earn. With two other members of the FAMHC now joining the hunt, a drive was now in order. Robba and Digger mans the watches, which leads to a doe running over Robba as pushed to him by the Leaddog, at the very end of the hunt. All four members retain their status in the esteemed FAMHC by mandatory attendance.

Saturday:An urge to hunt far away lands results in the crew attacking such. F-Troops top rangers are summoned by said urge to go and find scrapes and rubs proving that the Beast ‘O Mighty still exists, which it does, and still appears to be outwitting them. An all day hunt, miles from the normal hunting grounds gets all excited and tired. One last mini-drive was completed in the last 10 minutes of the day, which resulted in Robba seeing a doe. This seems to be a recurring theme: hunt all day and have mules in sight at the very end of the day.

Sunday:The crew now decides to do one of the normal Sunday hunts, and as a result most have a nice walk. Does once again were encountered on part one of the hunt, with part two having a little more excitement. Since the Toucher was no where to be found, due to urges not associated with hunting deer and his illegal absence from camp, a fill-in was needed to perform the task of the Toucher’s role in the drive. The crew assaults the hill does are encountered and once again sprout wings, as always. Somebody was dating Touchers’s does! And as always, a large mule was seen as a blur escaping at the same spot that is never covered, as always, AND as always, Leaddog gets to sit and listen to all the action on his dead, no deer ever, watch…..as always.

Polecat Lobbies for FAMHC name change!

The FAMHC(“Friday Afternoon Men’s Hiking Club”) is set to meet on Friday for the second time this year and Polecat is already pushing for a name change. Leaddog and Probie will be present in the morning with Digger joining them shortly there after. Polecat has informed me he will not be attending and has demanded of the three members, in good standing, that they be outta the woods early! He has made it clear that we are to cease hunting early so we can put on a drive to the local watering hole to rescue the barrel of swill! I fear the future of the FAMHC is heading for dark times spent buzzing around a bar instead of out exploring untouched lands! I will not endorse the name change from FAMHC to FAMDC! (“Friday Afternoon Men’s Drinking Club”)

-Digger

WEEK TWO!

Friday: The FAMHC resumes activites as Leaddog gets a chance to hunt solo! Arriving to overcast skies, a walk up the hill resulted in immediate IFR conditions. Not to have his day alone ruined by clouds, the walk resumes and a lunch was enjoyed at the Hilton. A decision was made to continue on, and soon the skies lifted enough to actually see. What was seen was eight miles of sacred hunting grounds with no mules! One feeble attempt at a scrape was observed. Still, an enjoyable day in the Northwoods.

Saturday: Polecat is talked into not walking to Old Forge, in an attempt to save what’s left of his hip. Instead he walks to Inlet, which Chip tried to do before he was once again saved from himself. A drive is formulated in which Ftroopers were to converge to a specific point, which most did. The mules decided not to converge with them. Part two of the hunt resulted in flat topped mules were finally seen leaving the area in which the crew now occupied.

Sunday: The crew hunts one of the local bunny hills, due to an early departure because of an upcoming weather event. Chip was given the task of driving along the lake, which once again resulted in his apparrent decision to go uphill into the middle of the drive. We shall never know why this happens. A hasty retriet to the flatland ensued to prepare for the upcoming weather event.