To all dildo’s
This year’s work week end will be 24 & 25 Sept. Reminder–If you dont show for at least one day you pay pay camp dues at $5,00 per day instead of $2.50.
The camp fund has the booze (2 Gin, 2 So Co, 1 Jack) I bought a jug of gin for these dildos so you each owe me $28.99. (Robba, Steve, Probie, Trail hugger and Lead Dog)
The usual menu. BEER, Ribs, Chicken, Baked spud, Salad, and more BEER. I will buy Tube Steaks for anybody that wants lunch at camp and for Sunday afternoon. You will enjoy the Tube Steak roast at the Hilton on Saturday. Thats an order.
I dont know about Friday nite. Just for your info. The new owner of the Oxbow has hinted that we will spend some money in his place on Friday nites. So for you cheap dildos ask your wives for extra cash and permission to eat out a couple of times this year..
For the sick, lame and lazy. You can clean out Billy’s watch trail, Bernie’s mystery trail and the one along the beaver flow to the painted marker trail. ( new blow downs)
The Hilton needs to be finished.
Chain saws, work gloves, boots and rain gear if it rains
You loving Den Ma Ma
Polecat
PS If you know your coming –Call or e-mail me or put it in a reply here.
I need to know how much chow to buy.
Polecat
I think I have to put up Christmas lights…… 😉
Wait a minute!
You said:
“The camp fund has the booze (2 Gin, 2 So Co, 1 Jack) I bought a jug of gin for these dildos so you each owe me $28.99. (Robba, Steve, Probie, Trail hugger and Lead Dog)”
THAT’s $144.95 for a jug o gin?
OR are you saying that we’re (the aforementioned 5 dildo’s) funding the entire alcohol thing?
I read it the same way Lead Dog. $30 for 1/5th of a bottle is pretty steep. He must be watchin to much of the Democrats propaganda. I hope it was meant to read that he bought each of us Dildo’s a bottle of gin. 10 bottles total. 7 Gin (we have a problem), 2 soco (good luck Digger), and 1 jack (you know, for cookin’ the filthy beast). Cheers! (Pinky out of course)
For clarification– Just in case you Gin Guzzling Dildos cant understand English–The camp bought the usual booze
I bought each of you Gin Guzzlers your own 1.75 L , so You owe me $29.88 each and its going up. By huntin season it might be up to local retail $35.00. None of you Guzzlers better show up with out cash. No credit cards accepted.
PS The beer is on order. She did not know the cost yet, till she gets the bill from the truck driver. She said all beer went up this year thats why she has to charge $4.00 a cup at the bar. She thinks its some where around $100 a keg.
PPS Rule #1A still applies. The first one up the drive way will accompany me to the Bow to get the kegs. THATS AN ORDER OR hide on RT 10 till I go by. I’d better not see you hiding either
Your loving Den Ma Ma
Polecat
“The first one up the drive way will accompany me to the Bow to get the kegs. THATS AN ORDER OR hide on RT 10 till I go by. I’d better not see you hiding either”
I’ll be up the driveway and well hidden in da woods long before Polecat shows up. Of course I’ll be way behind the Toucher, who apparently will be squatting on a local hill watching the sunrise – and sunset!
There’s always a cheap dildo in the crowd, Is’nt there. Typical
Don’t forget dildo, The camp owes her a couple of trips there for even getting us the kegs. Or maybe we’ll take a vote and have you pick them up in Ballston Spa on your way to camp. How do you like that.
Polecat
Jesus Christ – what a bunch of Bullshit.
Better yet, I’ll give her $50.00 cash. And EVERYONE better go there as well, or pay. Don’t single me out.
I don’t need this…..
How ’bout that!?
You may not need it but your always the one pissing and moaning about going out to eat. Cant take it, dont dish it out. Dildo.
Polecat
Love you too Polecat! 😉
Signed: Mr. Sensitive!