Trailhugger Retires: Wendy’s Stock Plummets – Ducks Now Fly In Fear!

We Will Miss You Mikey!!

Trailhugger has announced that he is now retired, and will not have to go to work anymore! It looks as if there will be plenty of open weekends now, that he can attend camp and chase mules all the way to the barrel!

It also has been reported that ducks now fly in fear – will steel shot be raining down all over the place?

In other news Wendy’s will have to close at least three restaurants, and lay off several senior staff.

Congrats Trailhugger, enjoy it before the Mighty Pharaoh Oblama finds out and takes it all away and gives it to those who are less fortunate!

Chip – it appears you lost your new bunk!

UPDATE! – All traffic on USrt20 now diverted by DOT to repair recurring “anomaly” that bewildered locals for years. It was thought that it was from a fault, but appeared to be akin to a snowmobile crossing. Yet another mystery to be solved!

4 Replies to “Trailhugger Retires: Wendy’s Stock Plummets – Ducks Now Fly In Fear!”

  1. It is true…I have retired….and Wendy stock has fallen slightly but I am confident it will rebound…..the ducks have always flown in fear and that’s about it just fear cause I haven’t been able to knock very many of them out of the sky as of the last two seasons…maybe now I will have more time to practice….the barrel seems an awful long way to chase a mule….how’s about Piney Knob…..
    Quack,
    Trailhugger

  2. Now the town can patch the groove worn into Rt 20 and it should be OK for a long time instead of having to patch it yearly. I’ll chuckle every time I go over it.
    Lets see-With Pie Whore, Spike, Toucher, Hobbit and now the Trail Hugger at Piney Knob, A deer wont possibly get thru there.
    They will have to pull a Getner and start dragging fire wood up the mountain as there wont be any left in a few seasons. To bad the Digger misplaced your white pail. I would have rescued your old blanket and gave it back for your retirement present from F Troop.
    Polecat

  3. You know. He never said he was coming up more. He only said he was retired and that he was going duck hunting. Quack, Quack!

  4. “Lets see-With Pie Whore, Spike, Toucher, Hobbit and now the Trail Hugger at Piney Knob, A deer wont possibly get thru there.”

    I’m not sure….they’ll all be napping by 12:00!

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