FLASH! Rexford 01-16-08 13:30
Spike reports that a recent back operation went well, no more beechnut and acorn hunts for him, and he’s ready for the LD’s! Two bulging disks on his back were repaired, one GIANT bulge in the front is next! According to reports from hospital staff, “He woke up after the procedure like a deer caught in the headlights of a 18 wheeler”, rumours had it that they waved a pork chop under his nose. The interview with Spike was quite entertaining indeed, “I’m headin’ for the LD’s with the FAMHC, no more Piney Knob for me!” It was mentioned that Dr. Pork will have to find other sources of steady income, due to the fact that “The Patient” will no longer require his services. Three weeks of recovery is required if all goes well, if Mrs. Spike doesn’t kill him first!
Stay tuned for further details as they develop!