chip uses ftroop learned hunting skills to apprehend a thief

this just in… while visiting muffin, chips car was broken into. Mad with fury his taught hunting skills kicked in and he decided “to put a drive on” for the thief. After driving approx two blocks he noticed a young female checking door handles on cars. Again his “fred from ace stalking backpacker” skill kicked in. Crowbar in hand he stalked, and confronted the youth. After checking her pockets he found his smokes and cash from his car, not satisfied with just his belongings he also took her extra cash. As muffin said “if he shot her, it would be brown on the ground”. Good job chip, this is a very special badge in consideration.