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2018 Spring Hike

****Update 04/22/2018****

Polecat and his Den Mama inspected the driveway this weekend and confirmed that said driveway is still covered in white stuff. Above you will find photographic evidence supporting their findings. Also there is a cute dog!

Dildos

I walked into camp this past Sunday and measured 8 more inches of the white stuff, bringing the total to 12 to 24 inches still left in the shady spots.  It does’nt look good till at least May unless something happens rather quick with the weather.  Then the drive way will have to thaw so we can drive in.  Unless you tougher guys want to hike in.  This will leave out the sick, lame and lazy though and wont be enough for a screw your buddy game. I’ll keep you posted.  I cant go May 13 (mothers day week end)

Lead Dog found a very old hunting camp he wants to explore. Its 6 miles in from Piseco Village along the Lake Placid Trail towards Spruce Lake.  Bring your hiking boots. Dont worry the trail is well manicured for you mamby pamby dildos.  I’ll bring the year old hot dogs and rolls.  I might buy new rolls as the ones I was going to bring are a little green. The old camp is called Foxey Brown’s Camp.  Its in the hysterical records.

Polecat

10 Replies to “2018 Spring Hike”

  2. I heard you’ve been eating well this winter. Sneakers might not work, you might need snow shoes. I wonder if the trail hugger will be interested in a screw your buddy game. He can come and wont need sneakers.
    Polecat

  3. “I heard you’ve been eating well this winter”
    Well I never! Are you insinuating that I have gained weight this winter? I’ll have you know I have been working out and I’m in the best shape i’ve ever been in!

  5. I knew you were working out. Your trailer needs leveling again. I had the wrong person.
    Polecat

  6. Dildos
    Walked into camp yesterday ( 4/22/18 ) Still a foot or better on the shady side of the hill and the drive way still has about 8-10 inches of ice. Then it has to dry out so we can drive in. Might be well into May as a friend walked out on Piseco with her dogs this past Saturday. and we saw a guy ice fishing down by the first camp site Sunday. Some one up there said the ice may not go out till the end of May this year. The latest I’ve seen ice out was May 15th in 1980. One good thing about mid May. The black flies that matter will be out for your pleasure on the hike this year. Digger has the pictures of the snow, yet to be put on here. I’ll keep you posted and it will have to be on short notice as always
    Polecat

  7. Walked into camp again yesterday (4/28/18 ) Snow just about gone even in the shady spots except under the thick spruce. Looks like a foot or better. The drive way is mush. Probably a couple of weeks
    Lets try for May 19 & 20. Rain or shine.
    O’ll bring Bud Lite @ at $1.00 per can or BYOB. SoCo is OK. Rocket Fuel is low. You alcoholic Dildos get together that swill this shit bring your own. Us elite with our pinkys in the air will savor our So Co.
    On the menu will be mule cheese steak on Friday and mule meat loaf on Saturday. The usual dogs of death will be burned on the trail.
    No sneakers
    Polecat

  8. Saturday 5/5/18 Drove in the drive way as far as the dump trucks. To soft at the camp. Black Flies Matter are not out yet.
    Have not heard from any dildos yet for the hike on May 19 & 20. I sent you all a e-mail.
    Your Den Ma Ma

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