Work Week End 2018

Dildos

Work week end 2018 will be Sept 29 & 30. On Friday the 28th we will convene at the Oxbow for dinner 6 to 7PM or bring your own chow and eat your own shit in camp.  We owe Christie a couple of dinners out as she does not charge us any extra for the beer.  You must tell me now or call me ASAP so I can plan on the chow.

We are broke.  $550 left in our camp fund. No fire wood sales for the past 3 years.  It cost about $350 to run the camp for the 49 days we use it now. ($100 bucks for the Dish and $72 for the phone)  Just so you dildos with the look of fear can check in with the boss.   Beer and chow for the work week end will come to about  $470 to $500 plus the $350 to run the camp  Your looking at about $800 to $850 a season.  I’m cutting back to a austerity budget for the work week end. No toilet paper.  You will use leaves or drag your ass in the creek like the Raven used to.  I might cut back on the booze a little also for nest year.

We’ll talk about this at work week end

You ever loving Den Ma Ma

Polecat.

2018 Spring Hike

****Update 04/22/2018****

Polecat and his Den Mama inspected the driveway this weekend and confirmed that said driveway is still covered in white stuff. Above you will find photographic evidence supporting their findings. Also there is a cute dog!

Dildos

I walked into camp this past Sunday and measured 8 more inches of the white stuff, bringing the total to 12 to 24 inches still left in the shady spots.  It does’nt look good till at least May unless something happens rather quick with the weather.  Then the drive way will have to thaw so we can drive in.  Unless you tougher guys want to hike in.  This will leave out the sick, lame and lazy though and wont be enough for a screw your buddy game. I’ll keep you posted.  I cant go May 13 (mothers day week end)

Lead Dog found a very old hunting camp he wants to explore. Its 6 miles in from Piseco Village along the Lake Placid Trail towards Spruce Lake.  Bring your hiking boots. Dont worry the trail is well manicured for you mamby pamby dildos.  I’ll bring the year old hot dogs and rolls.  I might buy new rolls as the ones I was going to bring are a little green. The old camp is called Foxey Brown’s Camp.  Its in the hysterical records.

Polecat

F Troop Is Going To War

We had two deer hanging around the camp.  I seen them on Dec. 17th with about 21″ on the ground.  I wondered why they were still hanging around.

Well the buck is gone  Coyotes got him down by the lake.  Probably this past Saturday. No snow on him and it snowed on Friday.  Must have been several of them as it looks like he put up a fight.  Blood and gore in a 20 ft square area right next to the trail going out on the ice.. He must have shed his horns cause I think he would have horned at least a couple of them.  I cant figure out which way they chased him.  Snow to deep to read the tracks. I found chunks of deer hair over by the old screen house where it looks like they chased him from and bit at him

The hind quarters, lungs, and liver  were gone.  I looked so I was thinking of saving some of the meat for you guys next season. Nice size buck.

Between the bears and coyotes its no wonder we cant find but a few deer here and there.  From now on it WAR.  You didlos better start pulling the trigger on these beasts. I hope the other one gets the hell out of there.

Polecat

2017 Work Week End

Dildos

Work week end is September 23 and 24.

Work gloves, chain saws and maybe rain gear is required.  No rain date.

Chow will be burnt chicken, ribs, salad and a baked spud and of course BEER

Spike will float the home fries in his usual crank case oil.

Friday night we will go to the Bow for dinner.   All dildos will be there.

A tin roof is going on the Hooter Hilton and trails cleaned out.

I need a phone call or e-mail asap so I can plan on the chow.

PS I’m thinking of inviting Justin  (the kid who hikes all over our territory with his dog)  Any thoughts ? ?

Your Den Ma Ma

Polecat

Spring Hike 2017

Dates to be determined by the snow melt for the driveway to thaw. Rain or Shine

I can only go on April 29/30, May 6/7, May 20/21

Robba wants to finish the hooter hilton.  I’ll bring two pieces of aluminum  36″ X 10 ft. from the side wall of my old pool for a permanent roof.  I’ll paint them camo so Raven (Jerry) will be happy if he ever shows up again.

You will eat the dogs of death that I saved from huntin season.  I will buy new rolls.  The rolls from huntin season turned blue.  I could have cut out the blue but there would’nt be enough roll to cover about a half a dog.  Your lucky

I had 4 back straps smoked for snacks.  I sampled a few slices and boy is it good..

Bring your own beer and gin.  I have SoCo in camp and some Jack from huntin season.

The sick lame and lazy are welcome to come and play cards and hang out with the Hobbit and Pie Whore.  You may have to go with the Hobbit for cheese burgers.  The Ox Bow is closed til May 12  for renovations but Haskells down past Nobolsboro will be open. Or I’ll bring some mule to grind up and make your own burgers

Your loving Den Ma Ma

Polecat..