Cookbook


Just A Test
“F-Troop’s Luscious Lasagna”

1 -Take some noodles, any kind it really won’t matter – and cook the shit right out of them till they’re about a mush-like-gruel consistency.
2 – Cook a lot of onions. A LOT!
3 – Place the mush in a pan.
4 – Open one can Dinty Moore Stew, and spread evenly over the mushed noodles.
5 – Place another layer of noodle mush, and add onions. A LOT!
6 – Open another can of Dinty Moore Stew and repeat.
7 – Heat oven to 500 degees, or hotter.
8 – Cook until burnt to a crisp on both the bottom and top.
Serve and Enjoy!

F-troop’s famous “Planet Mercury Biscuits”

This age old recipe is founded after the conditions present on the planet closest to the sun – Mercury – where the sunny side is +400 degrees and the shadow side is -400 degrees:

1 – Turn on the oven to 500 or hotter- (sun temp)
2 – Place biscuits on a rack with foil. Leave no space between biscuits. Brush biscuits with onion flavored oil.
3 – Cook until burnt to a crisp on the bottom, and still ice cold raw on the top
Serve and enjoy with copius amounts of onions!
YUM-Yum!!!!!

Soon to come in our continuing cook book on Page Two:
“Dinty Moore scrambled eggs”, and
“How to cook mule steaks so even the dog won’t eat them, and you can use them to reshingle the shitter” !

UMMMM-um! 😉

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