Trailhugger has announced that he is now retired, and will not have to go to work anymore! It looks as if there will be plenty of open weekends now, that he can attend camp and chase mules all the way to the barrel!
It also has been reported that ducks now fly in fear – will steel shot be raining down all over the place?
In other news Wendy’s will have to close at least three restaurants, and lay off several senior staff.
Congrats Trailhugger, enjoy it before the Mighty Pharaoh Oblama finds out and takes it all away and gives it to those who are less fortunate!
Chip – it appears you lost your new bunk!
UPDATE! – All traffic on USrt20 now diverted by DOT to repair recurring “anomaly” that bewildered locals for years. It was thought that it was from a fault, but appeared to be akin to a snowmobile crossing. Yet another mystery to be solved!